December 5, 2009...12:07 am

“Don’t quit your day job,” said the cake

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Unfortunately, I doubt that my lifelong dream of working at Charm City Cakes will be realized any time soon.

However, perhaps I’ll find myself featured on Cake Wrecks one day.  >.>

HOWEVER. My tree-decorating skills have honed themselves to a sharp point of awesomeness.

Check out that popcorn ‘n’ cranberry shit. Big time!

If you plan to string together cranberries and popcorn like I did, then, please,

1. Make sure there are no mice in your apartment.

2. Don’t stab yourself with a needle multiple times.

3. Don’t get the string of popcorn/cranberry tangled up in itself, because

4. YOU WILL GO INSANE.

Consider yourself warned.

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